For Apple fans, here are a few questions you can ask Siri this December for some little nuggets of Holiday wisdom!
As usual, Siri has numerous, philosophical answers for some questions...
1. What are you doing for Christmas this year?
Siri will be doing some science-themed activities this year by the looks of things!
I'm 3D-printing ugly Christmas sweaters!
I tried changinig Rudolph's nose to cerulean. But he doesn't have Homekit.
I'm wassailing.
I'm building snow robots, of course. Now where was that aluminium carrot.
2. What did you ask Santa for?
She alternates this answer with "chocolate reindeer". Perhaps she's not so deep after all...
I wish for joy across the universe.
3. What do you want for Christmas?
See, this is what she really wants.
Chocolate reindeer!
4. Do you believe in Santa Claus?
Clearly a believer!
I'm going to pretend you didn't ask that. I don't want you to get a lump of coal this year.
Well, those cookies don't eat themselves.
5. Have you been naughty or nice this year?
Nice. Definitely nice.
You'll have to ask the man in the red suit.
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6. When is Santa coming to my house?
Let me call him and get back to you.
Well, he sees when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. So you tell me.
7. Where does Santa live?
She has various answers for this question. I wonder where Santa's beach house is?
The North Pole of course! Except when he's at his beach house.
8. Do you believe in Father Christmas?
Really. You sleigh me.
9. What will I get for Christmas?
Well, I don't want for much anyway...
Ummm. You got me.
Spumoni?
10. Sing me a Christmas carol.
Maybe this is one to try on Christmas Day itself, because she wouldn't sing for me no matter how many times I asked.
I could be wrong, but I believe that Christmas Day is on December 25th.
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